Almost Clever

Observations about life and stories that border on being funny and/or inspired.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

The Majesty of the Man

Why does Federer hate jumbo planes? Its genius.

James Lipton: What is your favorite word?

Roger Federer: Please.

James Lipton: What is your least favorite word?

Roger Federer: Bad words.

James Lipton: What is your favorite sound?

Roger Federer: Applause.

James Lipton: What is your least favorite sound?

Roger Federer: Air planes, jumbo air planes.

James Lipton: What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Roger Federer: Holiday resorts, fashion.

James Lipton: What turns you off?

Roger Federer: Dishonesty.

James Lipton: What is your favorite curse word?

Roger Federer: No way! (laughs).

James Lipton: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Roger Federer: Soccer player.

James Lipton: What profession would you not like to do?

Roger Federer: Pilot of a jumbo plane.

James Lipton: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Roger Federer: Welcome, Roger, welcome.

1 Comments:

At 8:21 AM, Blogger albatross said...

Its still relevant. Especially the fashion comment.

 

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