Hate mail

I have recieved my first critique of the blog:

btw, read ur blog. boring. go shoot something up or something. or as i suggested to (some asian guy), start sleeping around with bimbos secretly, but let (misspelled name of my girlfriend) "accidentally" catch u. the ensuing violence, i would love to read abt, not crap abt tabasco chipotles and crotches

Its tough but fair. But for godssakes, please no more hyper-abbreviating. "Abt", what the hell is that? Let's just use vowels. MMmmmmkay?

Then again this is the same guy who said this:

AA: btw, guess what i did this weekend?
Some asian guy: hooked up with a girl?
AA: no, union breaking. almost as fun