Washington's Last Words

Guest post by Tony. (Anyone who want anything posted, just email it to me. This blog is read by tens of people, TENS!)

A large friend of mine who was formerly in possesion of a high voice mentioned an interesting fact to me today. He informed me of the words President and Badass George Washington uttered with his dying breath. These words, "I die hard but am not afraid to go," got me thinking. What exactly did Washington mean when he said die hard? Here is what I and a few comrades have produced.

1. He was just, as usual, being a complete badass and facing his own mortality like a true man.

2. He possessed the power of time travel, like many of our founding fathers, and had gone forth 200 years and viewed the Die Hard trilogy.He thoroughly enjoyed these classic pieces of American film and felt that the title would fit excellently in his last words.

3. Much like the previous, he has seen the Die Hard films, but felt threatened by Bruce Willis' insane amount of badassery in those movies and decided to beat him to the punch by using the phrase 200 years before the movie came out.

4. He was aroused by the sight of an attractive nurse and was just letting people know.

Here is a ridiculous song and video about George Washington.