Great Moments in Nepali History: Episode III

A Beer Monsoon

It was another Friday night, and the jocular Nepali was prepared to live it up. He and two stooges began their evening by journeying to a bar where a R&B cover band were filling the air with their hypnotic melodies. The Nepali put on his evening attire which involved a sweatshirt, jeans, and a black scarf from Limited Express.

After several pints of beer and many witty retorts and barbs, the Nepali was ready to venture to another bar. In the cab ride over, the Nepali proudly announced that he was a "feeler" not a "grabber" as he put his arm around a stunning young woman who was obviously impressed with the style of this dashing young man.

At the next bar, the Nepali was displaying his drinking prowess by drinking two lagers at once. He felt that the party was starting to drag, however, and decided to spice things up a bit. He announced to everyone, "Check this out," and put his thumbs over the tops of the open beer bottles and proceeded to shake them up and down. Suddenly, the beer came spraying out of the bottles and to his company's delight, all over eveyone's clothes. This moment was met with great laughter and merryment. The Nepali had saved the night from becoming dull, and once again, had proved that he is the ultimate in partying.

Moral of the story: Two beers in the hand are worth more than one in the stomach.