Great Moments In Nepali History: Episode VI

A Nocturnal Emission

Once upon a time in Nepal, some believe, around the year two double-aught three, the head son of a wealthy family, was walking down the road, contemplating whatever it is that a man of the Nepali's infinite power contemplates - which is another way of saying "who knows?" - when a Maoist Rebel appeared, traveling in the opposite direction. As the heir and the rebel crossed paths, the Nepali, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the rebel the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned. Now was it the intention of the Maoist to insult the Nepali? Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the Maoist remain unknown. What is known, are the consequences. The next morning the Nepali appeared at the Maoist camp and demanded of the rebel leader that he offer the Nepali his neck to repay the insult. The rebel leader at first tried to console the Nepali, only to find that he was inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Maoist camp and all sixty of the rebels inside at the fists of the Brown Momo. And so began the legend of the Nepali's five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique.

BZZZZZZZZZZ! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

The Nepali was jolted awake from his wonderful dream. He looked around his dormroom, disappointed to not see the bodies of the slain rebels. Still worked up from the dream, the Nepali reached for the remote and the XBOX contoller, and proceeded to practice his moves on Dead or Alive 3 for the rest of the afternoon.

Moral of the Story: The best Maoist is a dead Maoist.