Pizza For Lunch

So I just had a branch wide 2 1/2 hour lunch of pizza. I need a nap. The discussion around the table at one point turned to drinking in the office and how everyone used ot be drunk all the time around work. The boss then said "Yeah, after 9/11 they changed a lot of the rules." So because of those lousy terrorists I can't get smashed in the office. Those bastards! I hate to say this, but it's looks like they've already won.