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It's an overheard in the office spectacular today. For the second time in a week, a 40 something year-old woman has told me, "I'm glad that it's getting colder outside. It's so much worse when it's warm. You know...with the hot flashes and all."

No. No I dont know. And neither did I want to know. I don't think she'd appreciate me saying things like, "I'm glad that I'm eating more fiber. You know...with the regular pooping. Although sometimes I have too much and it's like a bunker busting bomb went off in the toilet."