Weekend in Review

1. Michigan Wolverines. In beating Iowa, they now have a clear path before meeting a certain team from Ohio in what will be the biggest game in the history of the world ever. For those of you not from the Midwest or not from this country, I guess you won't understand the magnitude of this game until the papers declare on Nov. 19 that "Columbus, Ohio/Ann Arbor, Michigan has been burnt to the ground in all night riot."

2. Da Bears. Sucessfully defeated the dreaded Bye week 142-0. Rex Grossman was held to 10 tochdown passes however.

3. Klingons. I saw a woman on Saturday who would have been very attractive had she not had a gigantic forehead. If she were a Klingon, however, I would, to quote Bill O'Reilly, "Bang, bang, bang...pounded, pounded pounded."

4. There is a middle eastern restaurant near where I live that has a belly dancer every Saturday night. The first time I saw it, the woman was in her 20's, had a guy playing guitar, and used a sword in the dance. Last Saturday, the woman was in her 40's (at least), worked off a tape, and used a cane in the dance. And no I'm not kidding.

5. Lastly, a video for the Weird Al song, "You're Pitiful." The video is not by Al because James Blunt's record label won't let him release it as a single.