Gas? Who Cares? It's Popcorn Prices that Matter

I am pretty hungry and have the craving for some popcorn, which costs 80 cents in the vending machine. However, the front-most popcorn bag is missing so I'd have to pay twice for one bag of popcorn. Now 80 cents I am willing to pay. But $1.60? I'm sorry but that's more than I am willing to stomach.

Hypocrite Warning: This is from the guy who pays 6.00 dollars for the tub at the movie theatre.