Initial Reaction

I was on the metro yesterday when my eyes were assaulted with a heinous sight. A guy was on the train, carrying one of those messenger bags with his initials on it. First, those messenger bags really tick me off. So metrosexual. Either a briefcase or a backpack please, or even my personal favorite, nothing at all. The initials also get my goat (whatever that means). If you have a bag that is so common, so ubqitious, if you are that much of a cog in the machine that we call society then you need to branch out so that you can identify your own bag without your initials on it.

But here's the thing that really got me, his initials were "RBD IV",which I believe stand for "Really Big Douchecougar IV." It made me instantly hate him.