The Most Versatile Word in the English Language

The F word. It can do almost anything. No ohter word even apporaches its ability to play any role. It's like the 1997 Charles Woodson of the English Language.

Example: Who the f*ck is that f*ckin' f*ck f*ckin' f*uckin'?
Translation: Who the heck is that gosh darn guy having relations with?

In the example sentnece alone, the F word is used as a(in order), emphasizer, adjective, noun, adverb, verb. Completely crazy. 5 lexical categories-one sentence-one word. Unbelievable. Show me another word that can do that. Oh wait, that's right, you f*cking can't.