Almost Clever

Observations about life and stories that border on being funny and/or inspired.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Bruce Campbell is the Smartest Man Alive

Guest Post by Tony

Many of you may not be familar with the B-Movie god that is Bruce Campbell. He has starred in all three Evil Dead movies, the greatest movie trilogy ever made, with the Highlander series being the greatest movies ever made, but that is another story for another day. Bruce Campbell plays a total badass character in his most famous movies, as well as making any other role he is in infinitely more badass just by having once played Ash, the man who replaced his hand with a chainsaw.

Take, for example, his role in Spiderman 2. He had a brief cameo as a doorman, but everyone in the theatre was thinking "Gee, that doorman could kick Spidermans ass", and were extremely dissapointed when he restrained himself from taking out the boomstick/chainsaw combo and decapitating Spiderman. I know I was.

Bruce Campbell is not just the greatest actor of our generation, but hes also a really cool guy. He doesn't take himself too seriously, and is often found shaking hands and conversing with the greasy masses. He also lives in Oregon and loves hiking and the outdoors. But wait, these facts may not be enough to convince some of you that Bruce Campbell is the greater than Jesus.

Lets take a brief look at some of his finer moments:

Being strangled by his own disembodied hand in Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn

The Greatest Monologue In Movie Ever

Superb Montage of some of the best Evil Dead Moments

1 Comments:

At 12:14 PM, Blogger albatross said...

I just heart Ash, ok.!

Tony ask Chris or Mr. Kern to explain it, too funny.

 

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