Starting Salary: 800 momos/month

I have been looking for a new job. My only requirements are that it be in an area that has mountains and maoists. Nepal seems like the perfect place for me. Just check out these jobs that I am qualified for:

Office Peon. I feel I may be overqualified. The job title alone would be great. Imagine it on a business card.

Another Peon. I don't have a motorcycle license. Shame.

No idea what this means.But it requires a post-graduate degree. Damn.

CEO. Now there's a job.

Of course, I don't have to work in Nepal. I can always be an oil worker in the UK or a berry picker in Canada.