Halloween Ad Idea

Well after being extorted for candy last night, I thought of an interesting idea for a Halloween themed ad:

(Scene opens with a certain Nepali knocking on a door)
Nepali: Trick or Remy Martin cognac!
(Door slammed in his face. Nepali throws eggs at house)

(Nepali knocks on another door)
Nepali: Trick or Remy Martin cognac!
Man: What are you kidding me?
(Door slammed. Nepali lights bag of poop on porch.)

(Nepali knocks on the last door. A very austere looking gentleman answers.)
Nepali: Trick or Remy Martin cognac!
Gentleman: Now that's what I like to hear. Come on in.
(As Nepali goes into the house, camera shows Nepali putting a hand grenade back in his bag as it is not necessary to play a "trick" on this man's house)

(Camera shows blurry shot of firepalce as Nepali and man sip cognac and laugh)
Narrator: Remy Martin-It's always good to have some around.

End