Baby Names

Two women in my office are pregnant and both just found out that they are having boys. The names they have decided on are "Jayden" and "Preston." Such crappy names. Whatever happened to the great names of yesteryear? My top 10 boys' names that I will name one of children if they happen to be male (and they better be).

10.Alfred
9. Howard
8. George
7. Edwin
6. Hubert
5. Melvin
4. Bruce
3. Bartholomew
2. Jerry
1. Homer