Quick Hitter

Today has been absolutely nuts at work so here are a few quick thoughts:

BcS- Florida got selected to play Ohio State in the National Championship game over Michigan. Santa, I'll I want for Christmas is a playoff system for Division I college football. All the other divisions do it. Seriously, just make it happen. I've been good this year. I swear.

Infrared Cell Phones-I was walking to the Metro on Saturday night, when a sleeping homeless man woke up when I walked by him. I was holding my cell phone composing a text message, when he asked if I was scanning his feet with infrared light from my phone. I assured him that I wasn't and he went back to sleep. Little does he know that I actually was. Hehehehe.

Casino Royale- I saw the movie. It was a half-hour too long. All the critics seem to concede this point as well. however, they still give it a good review. I'm sorry but when a quarter of the movie is just plain boring, it doesn't merit a positive review. Period.

Wetting their pants- Someone I know wet their pants yesterday. Not from fear or old age or drunkenness, just because they couldn't hold it in anymore. I still can't stop laughing about. It reminds me of an old promo for some Fox show that is not around anymore. I think it was called "Brothers" or something like that. Anyways, someone asks a guy "Boxers or Briefs?" He replies, "Depends." After looking at the stunned faces of the people around him, he clarifies by frantically adding, "Depends on the day!" So funny. Ahhhhh, incontinence never ceases to amuse.