Life Goals

1. I am debating on whether I should start telling people that my life goal is to be eventually recognized as a Messiah for at least 1 million people. I can't decide whether the amusement of saying it will outweigh the acrimony associated with making such a statement. Any thoughts?

2. Related to this first thought, I would like to create some sort of story, sentence, sketch, or situation that displays an infinite iterative irony where the levels of irony only expand as one delves deeper into the irony. An ambitious goal but one I hope to acheive before I pass. Perhaps then the cynics of the world will see me as their father, son, and ironic ghost and thus allowing me to achieve my first goal.