Trite Theology

There is an interesting discussion on a Newsweek discussion board:

Millions of people are in mixed faith marriages or are unsure about their conception of God. How would you advise them to describe God to their children over the holiday season?

Well, for me I have my own advice. I think the following will work will any child who is curious about God. (And else anyone who may be having their own doubts about The Big Man)

"Well, you know, I just, well...God is what we thought He was. He's what we thought He was. He created us on the sixth day of creation. Who the hell takes the 6th day of creation like it's bullshit? Bullshit! He created us the sixth day, he rested on the seventh. God is who we thought He was! That's why we took the the damn planet. Now, if you want to deny Him, then deny His ass. But He is who we thought He was. And we wrote it in a book!"