Marx was Merely Sleep-Deprived

Every moring when I am awakened by the beeping of my cellular phone, I think to myself there has to be something better.

Something better than the daily chore of going to work, doing whatever taks assigned to me, and heading back home for a couple of relaxation before heading to bed again. Is capitalism really the best way to divide resources? Can't I commit myself to a life of leisure while others work? Am I really doomed to the 9 to 5 existence? Is this all there is?

On the weekends, when I can get my full 8-10 hours of sleep, these questions never pop into my head. Therefore, I conclude that all bitching about the system stems from a lack of sleep. If the system desires to perpetuate itself, it should ensure that its citizens get more sleep. Therefore, I implore Congress to institute a 5 hour working day.

And seriously, a good 5 hours of work is all anybody really can possibly do in a day. I defy anyone to tell me that they really get more out of working 8 hours with a lunch break, and bitching to coworkers about their problems than with a solid 5 hours of work.